Welcome to Friday once again! I got a call today to remind me that have a dental appointment next week, and of course, that got me quite down in the mouth. . . So to cheer myself up, I decided to brighten my outlook and smile with some dental jokes. After all good dental hygiene is no laughing matter. I hope these don't leave you with a bad impression, feeling numb, or in need of some laughing gas.
What do you call a dentist that doesn't like tea? Denis
What is the most popular time for a dental appointment? At tooth hurty
What the dental term for X-rays? Tooth pics
What did the dentist say to his patient, the golf pro? You got a hole in one!
What's the definition of a toothache? A pain in the mouth that sometimes drives people to extraction.
What's the best way to get a job in the dentist's office? By word of mouth.
What do you call a lecture from the dentist? His floss-ophy.
Here are a couple more that should make you smile. . .
My dentist was voted the #1 dentist in our county. All he got was a little plaque.
A buddist monk went to the dentist, and he needed a cavity filled. He refused any novacaine or pain killers when they were offered. He decided to transcend dental medication.
I guess these jokes must be getting a little long in the tooth, so I'll stop for now. But before I go, please tell me the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth . . . Did you REALLY like these jokes? I hope you are doing well. Have a great day and a wonderful weekend!!! 174 days ago