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  • v SHARON10002
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    Welcome to Friday once again! I got a call today to remind me that have a dental appointment next week, and of course, that got me quite down in the mouth. . . So to cheer myself up, I decided to brighten my outlook and smile with some dental jokes. After all good dental hygiene is no laughing matter. I hope these don't leave you with a bad impression, feeling numb, or in need of some laughing gas.

    What do you call a dentist that doesn't like tea?
    Denis

    What is the most popular time for a dental appointment?
    At tooth hurty

    What the dental term for X-rays?
    Tooth pics

    What did the dentist say to his patient, the golf pro?
    You got a hole in one!

    What's the definition of a toothache?
    A pain in the mouth that sometimes drives people to extraction.

    What's the best way to get a job in the dentist's office?
    By word of mouth.

    What do you call a lecture from the dentist?
    His floss-ophy.

    Here are a couple more that should make you smile. . .

    My dentist was voted the #1 dentist in our county. All he got was a little plaque.

    A buddist monk went to the dentist, and he needed a cavity filled.
    He refused any novacaine or pain killers when they were offered.
    He decided to transcend dental medication.

    I guess these jokes must be getting a little long in the tooth, so I'll stop for now.
    But before I go, please tell me the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth . . .
    Did you REALLY like these jokes?
    Hope you are doing well.
    Have a great day and a wonderful weekend!!!
    85 days ago
  • v SHARON10002
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    Happy Friday!

    A Neutron walks into a bar, and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"
    The bartender says, "For you? No charge".

    Why can't you trust atoms?
    Because they make up everything!

    Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
    Because they have all the solutions.

    I enjoy telling chemistry jokes, but only periodically.

    Where do light bulbs like to go shopping?
    At the outlet stores.

    Thanks for stopping by to say Hi, leave a goodie, or leave a note! I love them all, and thank you for your encouragement and support.
    92 days ago
  • v SHARON10002
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    We are our own unique star; each one of us is as different as a snowflake.
    We must remember that together we shine amid the darkness of the night sky with a brilliant beauty that is there for those who take a moment to search for, reflect on, and appreciate it.
    We are all “one of a kind wonderful”!
    I hope you have a SPARKling, healthy, and happy week!!
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    96 days ago
  • v SHARON10002
    Apple Jokes

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    It's Friday once again! I decidered to a-peel to your sense of humor with some jokes about a favorite fruit. Can you guess which one?
    I hope you will find one or two that strike a cored with you. I promise that none of them are too seedy. . .

    Why did the apple cry?
    It's peelings were hurt.

    What do you get if you cross an evergreen and an apple?
    A pineapple.

    What do you call a grouchy apple?
    A crabapple.

    If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what does an onion do?
    Keeps everyone away.

    What is square and red?
    An apple in disguise.

    What kind of pie do you get if you cross an apple pie with a shellfish?
    A crab apple pie.

    Why did the apple go to the doctor?
    It wasn't peeling well.

    Thanks for stopping pie to visit with your notes.
    I hope you have an apple-soutely wonderful weekend!
    99 days ago
  • v BARBIE176
    emoticon for the new walking shoes. They are just what I need for my walking goals! I am glad my page was what you needed today! emoticon emoticon emoticon Happy Sunday! I hope you had a wonderful weekend and are now ready to face the new week with gusto. “Sundays are like confetti floating in the air in slow motion, in the evening they reach the ground and you hope a bit of wind could blow on them so they could fly a bit longer.” ― Alain Bremond-Torrent Have a fabulous and successful week! emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon
    103 days ago
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