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Member Since: 1/4/2014

Fitness Minutes: 142,605

My Goals:
To get healthy and off as many medications as possible.

My Program:
 I'm attempting to eat lower carbs ( not easy} and to get moving more


Personal Information:
I was born and raised in Michigan.. I am the 4th of 6 girls. I love to travel. My favorite places are England and Australia.

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 If you don't try, you won't succeed



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  • v LOSEDAPOUNDS
    So glad I could make you laugh!
    1 day ago
  • v SHARON10002
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    Happy Friday everyone! I hope these giggles find you to feline fine, and getting ready to celebrate the weekend. Only time will tail if they worked. I feel pawsitive that you'll find at least one giggle as you read them. I hope you'll find them not too tabby. In fact, I think they're the cat's meow! In case you haven't guessed the topic of today's giggles, this whole paragraph is littered with clues - just for you.


    Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of yarn?
    She had a litter of mittens.

    What's a cat's favorite song?
    Three Blind Mice

    Why do cats win so many video games?
    Because they have nine lives.

    What do you get if you spill a bottle of vinegar on your cat?
    A sour puss.

    What animal is smarter than a talking cat?
    A spelling bee.

    I hope you have a purrfect weekend! Enjoy it.
    1 day ago
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    Happy Friday! It's the beginning of a long holiday weekend, and one we as Americans love to celebrate - Independence Day. It is sad that this term is now used infrequently. Why not remind others what the celebration is all about? People have forgotten what 4th of July really is about. It's not just another day for cookouts, fun, and fireworks. Our July 4th commemorates what our ancestors fought for, and the freedom(s) that we have, and use everyday. It's not fireworks and parties. That's just what makes it fun. Wish all your friends and family "A Happy Independence Day", and help them remember, too!

    I'm hoping I can fire up your enthusiasm for some holiday fun with these hot jokes. I hope you'll get a real bang out of them!

    emoticon What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
    Liberty!

    emoticon Did you hear the joke about the Liberty Bell?
    It cracked me up!

    emoticon A battery and a firework were arrested.
    They charged one, and let the other one off.

    emoticon Which colonists told the most jokes?
    Punsylvanians!

    emoticon What's red, white, and blue and likes to wave?
    The American flag.

    This one will crack you up. . .
    emoticon How come there are no knock knock jokes about America?
    Because freedom rings!

    emoticon Why did the colonial doctor give America a clean bill of health?
    It had a good, strong constitution.

    emoticon What did the little firecracker say to the big firework?
    Hi Pop!

    emoticon What would you get if you crossed a patriot with a very classy, curly-haired dog?
    A Yankee Poodle Dandy.

    I hope you didn't find any of these jokes to be flame-outs or real duds!
    Enjoy your weekend and keep freedom ringing! emoticon
    8 days ago
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    It's Friday already! This week has really flown by, and we are rounding the corner heading into July and summer will get into full swing! So to celebrate the end of the first week of summer here is an assortment of jokes to start your day, and weekend, off with a giggle or two.

    I stayed up all night on the Summer solstice and wondered where the sun went.
    Then it dawned on me.

    What holds the sun up in the sky?
    Sunbeams.

    What does the sun drink out of?
    Sunglasses, of course.

    Why do bananas wear sunscreen at the beach?
    So they don't peel.

    What do you call a frenchman who wears summer beach sandals?
    Phillippe Phloppe

    Why do robots take summer vacations?
    To recharge their batteries.

    What does a bee do when he gets hot?
    Takes of his yellow jacket.

    How do bees get to summer school?
    They ride the school buzz.

    Why is it good to go to a baseball game on a hot day?
    Because there are lots of fans.

    Thanks so much for dropping by to say Hi, and leaving your note!
    Enjoy your Friday, and have a wonderful weekend!
    15 days ago
  • v SHARON10002
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    There's a big difference between bad jokes and dad jokes.
    It's the first letter.

    Classic Dadisms:

    Measure once, cut twice. Measure twice, cut once.

    Don't make me stop this car!

    If all your friends decided to jump off a bridge would you do it too?

    Shut the door! I know you weren't born in a barn!

    Righty tighty; lefty loosey.

    Your mother is right even when she's wrong.

    Go ask your mother.

    Do you think I'm made of money?

    You're going to like it, wheteher you like it or not.

    Don't speed!

    Don't forget to change the oil.

    And finally . . .

    Dear Dad,

    $chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply can't think of anything I need, $o if you would like, you can ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you.

    Love,
    Your $on


    Here's the father's reply to the above:

    Dear Son,

    I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep even an hoNOr student busy. Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task, and you can never study eNOugh.

    Dad


    What was your dad's favorite "ism"? Please share it with the rest of us in the comments section.

    Enjoy your weekend!
    22 days ago
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