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  • v SHARON10002
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    It's freeky Friday, and the day before Halloween! Welcome to my Pumpkin Patch. Take a load off and come sit for a spell.
    I've been busy brewing up these little frog kisses of humor for you. I'll be trying to scare up some good ol' fashioned Halloween fun and giggles for you. Some of these might seem a little batty, but make no bones about it - I'm sure one will scare a good laugh out of you. And now, my little pretties, let the spellbinding undertaking begin . . .

    Why do skeletons have such low esteem?
    They have no body to love.

    Why don't mummies take a vacation when Halloween is over?
    They're afraid they'll unwind.

    What's it like to be kissed by a vampire?
    It's a real pain in the neck!

    What streets do ghosts like to haunt best?
    Dead ends.

    What's a ghost's least favorite room in a house?
    The living room.

    What food do witches like to eat at the beach?
    Sandwiches

    How do you make a skeleton laugh?
    You tickle his funny bone.

    Why are ghosts such terrible liars?
    You can see right through them.

    What food do Italians like to eat on Halloween?
    Fettucini afraid-o.

    Knock, knock. . .
    Who's there?
    Orange. . .
    Orange who?
    Orange you glad these Halloween giggles are finally over?!

    Tip of the day:
    1. Give out apples for Halloween.
    2. Wait for teenagers to T.P. your house.
    3. Collect T.P. from trees and shrubs.
    4. Now you won't have to buy T.P. for the next 6 months!

    I hope you had a howlin' good time, and wish you a very Happy Howl-oween, along with a spooktacular weekend!
    1 day ago
  • v SHARON10002
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    Happy Friday!

    A Neutron walks into a bar, and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"
    The bartender says, "For you? No charge".

    Why can't you trust atoms?
    Because they make up everything!

    Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
    Because they have all the solutions.

    I enjoy telling chemistry jokes, but only periodically.

    Where do light bulbs like to go shopping?
    At the outlet stores.

    Thanks for stopping by to say Hi, leave a goodie, or leave a note! I love them all, and thank you for your encouragement and support.
    15 days ago
  • v LOSEDAPOUNDS
    Thanks for visiting! Yes, crazy times indeed! Have a wonderful weekend.
    64 days ago
  • v no profile image TWIGBISKIT5
    Good morning 🌞. Thank you for your comments on my feed this morning 👍 (peeing joke). Have a blessed day 🙏😇
    88 days ago
  • v SHARON10002
    It's Motivational Monday, and the beginning of a new month. I hope you have evaluated and assessed your goals. If you have been joining me during Joyful June and Jubilant July, we have been focusing on the intent to bring more experiences of happiness into our lives. We are now moving into August, and it is join to be Amazing August!

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    emoticon A – Act with deliberate intention.
    emoticon W – What is it you want? Focus your attention on it.
    emoticon E - Every day is a chance to begin anew.
    emoticon S - Stop worrying about missed opportunities and start looking for new ones.
    emoticon O - Opportunities are easily lost while waiting for perfect conditions.
    emoticon M - Make every minute count with mindfulness.
    emoticon E - Either you run the day, or the day runs you.

    emoticon A - All that we are is the result of what we think.
    emoticon U - Unlimited opportunities are waiting for you today.
    emoticon G – Greet each new day with a smile and gratitude.
    emoticon U - Until you decide to change, nothing else will change.
    emoticon S – Stay focused in the present moment.
    emoticon T – The time has come for you to love yourself.
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    I hope you'll decide to make August an awesome, and amazing month for you!
    88 days ago
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