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  • v SHARON10002
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    It’s finally here! Happy Friday!
    Here are a few jokes about magicians that should make your frown or your troubles disappear!

    I come from a family of failed magicians. I have two half-sisters.

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    A magician is performing for a crew on a ship, and for each performance he does the ships captain comes with his parrot.
    But his parrot always ruins the trick by saying “ It’s in his sleeve!” Or “it’s In his hat!” One day the magician got fed up with the parrot, and during one of his performances he took out a revolver and shot at the parrot. He missed it and hit a propane tank which blew up the entire ship.
    The only two survivors were the magician and the parrot who were both floating on driftwood.
    The parrot then said “ Alright you got me, where’s the darn ship?!”

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    Advice for single women: You should never marry a magician because every time you need him to do something, he disappears!

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    A lumberjack went in to a magic forest to cut a tree. Upon arrival, he started to swing at the tree, when it shouted, “Wait! I’m a talking tree!"
    The lumberjack grinned as he swung his ax, “And you will dialogue!"

    I hope you have a wonderful weekend!
    47 days ago
  • v LEANJEAN6
    Our generator runs the whole house too-- We have to turn it on and off tho--but--=whaytta Godsend!-Lynda
    51 days ago
  • v LEANJEAN6
    After rain the bugs come out--horrible!--- LOL-Lynda
    76 days ago
  • v 2BDYNAMIC
    Thank you for your comment on my blog re: the importance of emoticon
    77 days ago
  • v LEANJEAN6
    Yu must be a good Mom to get up and play with yer fur baby-Lynda
    84 days ago
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