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  • v SHARON10002
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    emoticon Attention! It’s finally Friday, and the beginning of a 3 day weekend to celebrate our veterans on Veterans Day. We don’t want any good jokes MIA (Missing In Action) so fall in and march on in and take a seat. Make yourself at ease, and get ready to have some giggles with a few military jokes illustrating humor in uniform. emoticon


    A major was assigned to his new office on a military base. While he was setting up his office, a private knocked on the door. The major quickly picked up the phone, and motioned for the private to enter.

    On the phone the major said, "Yes sir, General, I think that is an excellent idea. . . . No sir, that's fine, feel free to call me any time. I'm glad I can help sir. . . . Yes sir, I will, and please give my best to your family as well. Thank you sir, and a good day to you too, General!"

    As the major hung up the phone he turned to the private and asked, "What can I do for you, private?"

    Sheepishly, the private mumbled, "Um, sir . . . I'm just here to hook up your phone, sir."

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    Military Puns

    A Hall of Fame recently opened to honor outstanding female soldiers. It was a WAC's Museum.
    (Women’s Air Corps)

    You would think that being a submarine captain would pay well, but I hear they can't keep their heads above water.

    Paratroopers pull all the strings to stay on the job.

    When the sailor failed to report for duty, he really missed the boat.

    What is the favorite game on Navy ships? Seaman Says.

    Dismissed!!! Enjoy your weekend!
    30 days ago
  • v RAINBOWFALLS
    Thank you for the goodie hugs - I sure needed a hug today!
    31 days ago
  • v FATFREEGAMMY
    emoticon For the goodie! I appreciate you!
    31 days ago
  • v SHARON10002
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    Welcome to November, and Happy Friday!

    I know two orthopedists that started a new practice. It was a joint operation.

    Two surgeons were joking about sutures, and had each other in stitches.

    Why did the doctor accept a new patient? He figured he might as well give him a shot.

    After 5 years with the same chiropractor, I moved and had to change doctors. It was quite an adjustment.

    The audiologist told his patient to use a Q-tip. It went in one ear and out the other.

    Old doctors never die they just lose their patience.
    37 days ago
  • v RAINBOWFALLS
    Thank you for my goodie. I hope you have a great day! emoticon
    37 days ago
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