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Introduction Text Hi there.

I am a big boy, and I would like to be a tad smaller... but not Tour de France small. That would be too much.

I am trying to eat less and exercise more. That's what it's all about.

I am from scenic Texas, home of mesquite. And cattle with elongated protuberances on their heads.

If you are expecting my Other Information field to say something like "Dance like nobody is looking", well, that''s not going to happen. Sorry. I dance like somebody *is* looking -- very self-consciously. All beady-eyed and anxious. Oh, yeah.

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