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  • v PINKGIRL23
    Thank you for thinking of my MIL.
    She had a good day the other day.
    Having to get a face mask made before radiation.

    Happy and safe 4TH to you.
    And your family as well. Holly emoticon
    1 hour ago
  • v CATIATM
    emoticon You are too lovely, Teresa. emoticon emoticon
    11 hours ago
  • v 1SANDRA2BFIT
    Your calm mind is the ultimate weapon against your challenges. So relax......Bryant McGill
    12 hours ago
  • v SHARON10002
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    Happy Friday! It's the beginning of a long holiday weekend, and one we as Americans love to celebrate - Independence Day. It is sad that this term is now used infrequently. Why not remind others what the celebration is all about? People have forgotten what 4th of July really is about. It's not just another day for cookouts, fun, and fireworks. Our July 4th commemorates what our ancestors fought for, and the freedom(s) that we have, and use everyday. It's not fireworks and parties. That's just what makes it fun. Wish all your friends and family "A Happy Independence Day", and help them remember, too!

    I'm hoping I can fire up your enthusiasm for some holiday fun with these hot jokes. I hope you'll get a real bang out of them!

    emoticon What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
    Liberty!

    emoticon Did you hear the joke about the Liberty Bell?
    It cracked me up!

    emoticon A battery and a firework were arrested.
    They charged one, and let the other one off.

    emoticon Which colonists told the most jokes?
    Punsylvanians!

    emoticon What's red, white, and blue and likes to wave?
    The American flag.

    This one will crack you up. . .
    emoticon How come there are no knock knock jokes about America?
    Because freedom rings!

    emoticon Why did the colonial doctor give America a clean bill of health?
    It had a good, strong constitution.

    emoticon What did the little firecracker say to the big firework?
    Hi Pop!

    emoticon What would you get if you crossed a patriot with a very classy, curly-haired dog?
    A Yankee Poodle Dandy.

    I hope you didn't find any of these jokes to be flame-outs or real duds!
    Enjoy your weekend and keep freedom ringing! emoticon
    1 day ago
  • v 1SANDRA2BFIT
    Don't compare yourself with someone else's version of happy or thin. Accepting yourself burns the most calories.......Carolina Rhea


    1 day ago
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