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  • v SHARON10002
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    emoticon Attention! It’s finally Friday, and the beginning of a 3 day weekend to celebrate our veterans on Veterans Day. We don’t want any good jokes MIA (Missing In Action) so fall in and march on in and take a seat. Make yourself at ease, and get ready to have some giggles with a few military jokes illustrating humor in uniform. emoticon


    A major was assigned to his new office on a military base. While he was setting up his office, a private knocked on the door. The major quickly picked up the phone, and motioned for the private to enter.

    On the phone the major said, "Yes sir, General, I think that is an excellent idea. . . . No sir, that's fine, feel free to call me any time. I'm glad I can help sir. . . . Yes sir, I will, and please give my best to your family as well. Thank you sir, and a good day to you too, General!"

    As the major hung up the phone he turned to the private and asked, "What can I do for you, private?"

    Sheepishly, the private mumbled, "Um, sir . . . I'm just here to hook up your phone, sir."

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    Military Puns

    A Hall of Fame recently opened to honor outstanding female soldiers. It was a WAC's Museum.
    (Women’s Air Corps)

    You would think that being a submarine captain would pay well, but I hear they can't keep their heads above water.

    Paratroopers pull all the strings to stay on the job.

    When the sailor failed to report for duty, he really missed the boat.

    What is the favorite game on Navy ships? Seaman Says.

    Dismissed!!! Enjoy your weekend!
    6 days ago
  • v DBEAU57
    •:*'*:•-:¦:- . Welcome to.......(drum roll, please).....the TOP OF THE DAWG HOUSE!!!!

    A wide veranda with a spacious view of the world-renowned Dawggie Park - complete with kennels, a spa, the wonderful Dawggie Biscuit Restaurant, and even the friends of the dawgs - the kitty cats!

    Enjoy! 'Cause you're the Dawggie of the Day! •:*'*:•-:¦:-

    Sorry I'm late with this. I've had a crisis at home that has had my brain in hock!
    7 days ago
  • v MBLANKFORD
    Thx for the invite. I don't think I have the time right to make such a commitment. Have a wonderful day
    7 days ago
  • v MAYBEMIDLIFE20
    Thank you for the comment on my sparkpage. I decided to add my name to the waiting list, I'm always up for a fun challenge =)
    7 days ago
  • v SHARKTOOTH84
    Thanks for stopping on my sparkpage. I could definitely use a biggest loser type challenge, lol. I will have to check it out.
    7 days ago
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