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  • v SHARON10002
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    Thank Goodness it’s Friday, and time to get our weekend jollies on! Since the Holiday Season is in full swing, and everyone is as busy as Santa’s elves trying to finish their shopping, I thought I’d inject some holiday humor - oh deer. . . here come the holiday puns, and jokes.

    Here are a few reindeer jokes that will sleigh you . . .

    How much does it cost Santa to park his reindeer and sleigh?
    Nothing. . . It’s on the house.

    How much does it cost every Christmas Eve to fly Santa’s sleigh?
    Oh, about 8 bucks; Nine if the weather’s bad.

    Who laughed and called Rudolph names?
    Olive - the other reindeer.

    Which of The reindeer needs to mind their manners?
    Rude-olph.

    Where do the reindeer like to stop for a snack?
    Deery Queen

    Deer you have it! After all is sleighed and done, I’m out of reindeer jokes.
    I hope you have a fun Friday, and a wonderful weekend!
    Most of all, I hope it doesn’t rain dear.
    42 days ago
  • v 1CRAZYDOG
    My best advice is to be true to YOU! Perdita Fisher
    42 days ago
  • v 1CRAZYDOG
    Baggage is the accumulation of lessons not yet learned just waiting to be transformed into arrows of insight you can used to reach your goals. Charly Emery
    47 days ago
  • v SHARON10002
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    It's Friday and the end to another week.. Believe it or not, Christmas is just three weeks away! Can you beleive it?! Since many of us have put up our Christmas tree, or will be doing it shortly, I thought I would begin getting everyone into the Christmas spirit with some Christmas jokes.


    What is a Christmas tree's favorite candy?
    Ornamints and candy canes.

    What is the tradition of a Christmas family outing for a live tree?
    Christmas chopping.

    Why are Christmas trees so good at knitting?
    They have plenty of needles.

    Who is a Christmas tree's favorite singer?
    Spruce Sprigsteen

    What did the beaver say to the pine tree?
    Nice gnawing you!

    What do you get if you mix a Christmas tree and an ipad?
    A pineapple.

    What did one Christmas tree say to the curmudgeon Christmas tree?
    Lighten up!

    Do Christmas trees pollute?
    No, they are ever green.

    Why did the Christmas tree get in trouble?
    It was knotty.

    Thanks for stopping by this week with your notes and goodies of encouragement and support. I hope you have a wonderful weekend!
    49 days ago
  • v 1CRAZYDOG
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    . . . it is less about what happens to you in life, and more about what you decide about you and your life after it happens. Charly Emery
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    49 days ago
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