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  • v NWILKER
    Thank you for the christmas goodie! All your support and team comradery! May your holiday we wonderful and blessed! emoticon
    34 days ago
  • v CSEGUIN2
    Thanks for the goodie! Merry Christmas and Happy New year's!
    34 days ago
  • v BURNINGTHYME101
    May your Christmas emoticon and New Years emoticon be blessed! emoticon
    34 days ago
  • v no profile image HONEYBUNMINI1
    Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year may all your wishes come thru
    34 days ago
  • v BARBIEE52
    emoticon emoticon emoticon ""A Few days Before Christmas"" emoticon emoticon emoticon

    Our days till Christmas are down to just a few...
    And, so some funnies I'm sending to you
    will make you smile, and bring you lots of Joy!

    emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon """Mirror Image""" emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon
    On Christmas Eve, Nathan thought it would be nice to buy his wife a little gift for the next day. Always short of money, he thought long and hard about what that present might be.
    Unable to decide, Nathan entered Macy's and in the cosmetics section he asked the girl,
    'How about some perfume?' She showed him a bottle costing $150.
    'Too expensive,' muttered Nathan. The young lady returned with a smaller bottle for $100.
    'Oh dear,' Nathan replied. , "It's still far too much." Growing rather annoyed at Nathan's meanness, the sales girl brought out a tiny $20 bottle and offered it to him.
    Nathan became really agitated, 'What I mean', he whined,
    'is I'd like to see something really cheap."
    So... the sales girl handed him a mirror.

    emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon """Christmas Spirit""" emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon
    It was just before Christmas and the Judge was in a happy mood. He asked the prisoner who was in the dock, 'What are you charged with?'
    The prisoner replied, 'Doing my Christmas shopping too early.'
    'That's no crime', said the Judge. 'Just how early were you doing this shopping?'
    'Before the shop opened', answered the prisoner.

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    When I was a child I believed in Santa Claus, and when I got older,
    I didn't believe in Santa Claus. When I became a parent, I was Santa Claus.
    Now I have grandchildren, I look like Santa Claus.

    emoticon When you stop believing in Santa Claus---you get Underwear!!
    emoticon How do you know Santa has to be a man?
    No woman would wear the same outfit year after year.

    emoticon Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? It's the birth of Santa Claus.
    emoticon If honesty is the best policy, why do we tell kids about Santa Claus?

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    36 days ago
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