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  • v SHARON10002
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    It's Friday once again, and time to get our check-up from the neck up so we can be ready to enjoy our weekend! I think you'll find that these jokes will be just what the doctor ordered to tickle your funny bone because they're really quite humerus.

    For those of you who are uncertain of the meanings of medical terms, I thought I'd provide a few I've managed to find and decipher for you.

    "Medical Terms for Dummies"

    Artery - the study of fine paintings

    Bacteria - the back door to the cafeteria

    Catscan - searching for the missing kitty

    Cauterize - managed to made eye contact with the nurse

    Enema - Not a friend

    Fester - quicker than someone else

    Fibula - a small white lie

    Nitrates - Rates of pay for working the night shift; normally more than the day rates

    Outpatient - a person who has fainted

    Urine - the opposite of "You're out!"

    Vitamin - What you do when friends stop by for a visit

    I hope these haven't been so upsetting that they've made you nauseous.
    If so, lay down, take two aspirin, and call your doctor in the morning.

    Enjoy your weekend!
    1 day ago
  • v 2BDYNAMIC
    ..:::I appreciate you commenting on my blog today--"Foot in Mouth." ... emoticon Would like to say I have never made a blooper---but especially as a little kid, before my parents muzzled me-- there were a few embarrassing moments! LOL.... Hope you have a great week
    4 days ago
  • v PATRICIAAK
    Not today -- the 2 days of the weekend
    7 days ago
  • v 2BDYNAMIC
    ..::I appreciate you reading my blog-- emoticon I Come from a Long Line of Livestock!" .. As some said, words can either build one's self esteem-or they can tear down! ..
    8 days ago
  • v SHARON10002
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    It's Motivational Monday, and the beginning of a new month . . .

    A - Amazing opportunities are coming into my life.
    P - Positivity is my daily mantra.
    R - Relish the moment.
    I - Infinite possibilities are available to me every day.
    L - Letting go of beliefs that no longer serve me lightens my load.


    A - All my challenges only make me stronger in character.
    F - Flexibility becomes my body.
    F - Fabulous things are happening to my body.
    I - I am blessed with abundance in all areas of my life.
    R - Rest and relaxation help keep my body in blance.
    M - My happiness increases day by day.
    T - Tranquility feeds my soul.
    I - I Am (insert your choice of word(s) here)
    O - Opportunity comes readily to me.
    N - Nothing will bother me today.
    S - Start each day with a positive affirmation.

    Here's to a good month for us all!
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    11 days ago
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