Thank Goodness it’s Friday, and time to get our weekend jollies on! Since the Holiday Season is in full swing, and everyone is as busy as Santa’s elves trying to finish their shopping, I thought I’d inject some holiday humor - oh deer. . . here come the holiday puns, and jokes.
Here are a few reindeer jokes that will sleigh you . . .
How much does it cost Santa to park his reindeer and sleigh? Nothing. . . It’s on the house.
How much does it cost every Christmas Eve to fly Santa’s sleigh? Oh, about 8 bucks; Nine if the weather’s bad.
Who laughed and called Rudolph names? Olive - the other reindeer.
Which of The reindeer needs to mind their manners? Rude-olph.
Where do the reindeer like to stop for a snack? Deery Queen
Deer you have it! After all is sleighed and done, I’m out of reindeer jokes. I hope you have a fun Friday, and a wonderful weekend! Most of all, I hope it doesn’t rain dear. 79 days ago
SHARON10002
J U S T F O R G I G G L E S It's Friday and the end to another week.. Believe it or not, Christmas is just three weeks away! Can you beleive it?! Since many of us have put up our Christmas tree, or will be doing it shortly, I thought I would begin getting everyone into the Christmas spirit with some Christmas jokes.
What is a Christmas tree's favorite candy? Ornamints and candy canes.
What is the tradition of a Christmas family outing for a live tree? Christmas chopping.
Why are Christmas trees so good at knitting? They have plenty of needles.
Who is a Christmas tree's favorite singer? Spruce Sprigsteen
What did the beaver say to the pine tree? Nice gnawing you!
What do you get if you mix a Christmas tree and an ipad? A pineapple.
What did one Christmas tree say to the curmudgeon Christmas tree? Lighten up!
Do Christmas trees pollute? No, they are ever green.
Why did the Christmas tree get in trouble? It was knotty.
Thanks for stopping by this week with your notes and goodies of encouragement and support. I hope you have a wonderful weekend! 86 days ago
SHARON10002
D - Do one small, kind thing for someone each day this month. E - Envelope yourself in the wonder of Christmas L - Love is what is in the room at Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen I - I will honor the spirit of Christmas in my heart all year. G - Glad Tidings to you and your family. H - Have yourself a merry little Christmas T - There is NO place like home for the holidays F - Frosty windows call for hot cocoa. U - Unwrap the magic of Christmas this year. L - Love is the light and heart of Christmas.
D - Do your best each day, and be done with it. E - Encourage yourself with inspiration, and send it out to others C - Christmas isn’t a season - It’s a feeling in your heart. E - Embrace small choices one at a time for continued success M - Make this month your best one yet! B - Believe in the magic - and miracles - of Christmas. E - Emphasize your priority for self-care during the holiday season R - Remember that we stand beside each other and light the spark for one another
I’m wishing each of you a delightful December. Have fun meeting your goals and challenges this month. 87 days ago