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Some Funny Things I Read Today!

Friday, July 04, 2008

1. One of life's mysteries is how a 2-pound box of chocolates can make a woman gain 5 lbs.

2. I gave up jogging for my health when my thighs kept rubbing together and setting fire to my knicker's.

3. Amazing! You hang something in your closet for a while and it shrinks 2 sizes!

4. Skinny people irritate me! Especially when they say things like...'You know sometimes I forget to eat!' .....Now I've forgotten my address, my mother's maiden name and my keys, but I have never forgotten to eat.

5. I read this article that said the typical symptoms of stress are eating too much, impulse buying, and driving too fast. Are they kidding? That's my idea of a perfect day!
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