The Jelly Donut That Could!

I've sat so long, I'm glazed over. Yeah, I'm plump and delectable, Oh, and Yes, I'm jelly filled!
I watch them come in and look over that hot cinnamon twist next to me, not once, not twice, oh my god they even buy her and take her home!
I feel so... so... sooo... stale!
Hmmm, maybe, maybe if I wiggle a bit, oh yeah! *giggles* I sure can wiggle.. let me reach up, ahh, that's it, I.. I think I'm stretching. Like, oh my gosh, I can stretch, How cool!
pffthht! eek! oh,umm.. excuse me. heehee.
What's this, I see something like a curve. This is soooooo cool, hmmm, I'm gonna try to slide to the side, and back again.. Oh yes, I did it, I did it.. Whoa, Look out Cinnamon Twist, I see curves of my own coming on!
Bye Bye Jelly, HELLOOOO Krispy Kreme!