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MY APPETITE IS MY SHEPHERD (POUND 23)

Monday, September 07, 2009

MY APPETITE IS MY SHEPHERD (POUND 23)

My appetite is my shepherd; I always want.
It maketh me sit down and stuff myself.
It leadeth me to my refrigerator repeatedly.
It leadeth me in the path of Burger King for a Whopper.
It destroyeth my shape.
Yea, though I knoweth I gaineth, I will not stop eating for the food tasteth so good.
The ice cream and the cookies, they comfort me.
When the table is spread before me, it exciteth me for I knoweth that I sooneth shall dig in.
As I filleth my plate continuously, My clothes runneth smaller.
Surely bulges and pudgies shall follow me all the days of my life.
And I shall be "pleasingly plump" forever.
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  • STLRZGRRL
    You could try saying, "Devil, getteth thee behind me"...

    No, it doesn't work for me, either...


    3820 days ago
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