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Wednesday, May 26, 2010

WOW! I Am Feelin BAD! so, LETS SMILE ON HUMP DAY!

A little girl walks into her parents' bathroom and notices for the First time, her father's nakedness.

Immediately, she is curious: he has equipment that she doesn't have. She asks, "What are those round things hanging there, daddy?"

Proudly, he replies, "Those, sweetheart, are God's Apples of Life.

Without them we wouldn't be here."

Puzzled, she seeks her mommy out and tells her what daddy has said.

To which mommy asks, "Did he say anything about the dead branch they're hanging from?"
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  • DJMASTER
    When a bomb goes off in the middle of a herd of cows, there will be udder destruction.
    3833 days ago
  • 1DEBIE1
    ooohhhh....dear....sadness. I like the Tree Of Life, myself...hahaha
    3837 days ago
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