I'm not seen as a fat bird any more

I've not been able to post very much as life is very busy at the moment. However, I had to post this.

Last night I went to a comedy night at a pub about 15 minutes from home. I went with my gentleman friend and the pair of us sat around 4 rows from the front.

Being cold, a Wednesday night and mid January it wasn't very busy. Towards the end of the evening the obligatory fat bird jokes started to come out and I started to feel uncomfortable. However, then something magical happened. The comic stopped, said hang on let me check... No, no fat birds in tonight...

I sat there smiling broadly... I'm not a fat bird anymore.