Only Doctor Who Fans may understand

How boring life must be for people who don't have to watch what they eat.

Me, I'm practically a walking talking episode of Doctor Who. Tonight it was me vs. my evil nemesis ASCUB! (After Supper Cravings Until Bed)

Ascub has not been around for a while, but tonight, the evil bastard struck again!

I've tried to defeat him in many ways. First off was with my Sonic Water Bottle, a peaceful tool really, that mostly involves me drinking lots of water. Unfortunately ASCUB regrouped, although I was saved somewhat by all the distracting trips to the bathroom to pee, and really at this point I'm several days ahead on my water allotment.

Sorting my Tardis' complicated and stringy network of wires (better known as organizing my knitting) has been somewhat beneficial and quite colorful to say the least, but despite the distraction ASCUB remained looming. I did find a spare key to the Tardis though, and a spare hand. Otherwise things are a mess.

All of my sidekicks are asleep, both K-9's and all the felines. What's a Time Lord to do?

Ehh, I'll be fine. Brilliant really. All the time it took to jot this down and sort it out and I think I bored ol' ASCUB to death, or at least into wibbly wobbly submission. Now for a bath and bed. The universe can sort itself for a bit. Bite me ASCUB. Them's fightin' words.

Allons-y!