It's all around me, what can I say?
It surrounds me, it's in the way.
Get out of here and leave me alone,
For you, no one is at home.
You sit and you taunt me and call me by name,
Don't you know that this is not a game?
Who do you think you are just staring at me?
Don't you know I just want to be let be?
I brought you home with me and shared my space,
Now you want to make it a federal case.
You looked so wonderful at first,
Now I am thinking that you may be cursed.
I try to be friendly in a little bit and spurt,
But all you want to do is cause a little hurt.
I try not to think that you are here,
But you keep telling me you will bring me some cheer.
There you are wearing that stupid grin,
Trying your best to pull me right in.
Stay away you monster you,
And tell your sister to stay away too.
I don't need a monster today,
Stay away cookie monster stay away.
A little food humor.