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Swimming Pool filled with Alligators...

Wednesday, February 08, 2012


Stories are a great form of entertainment because they weave the readers in such a way that you are lost in imagining the characters of the story. One can have a good time reading funny stories especially because everyone enjoys some humour. Funny stories can cheer up your mood and also make you feel light. Short funny and witty stories can be read by people of all age groups right from children to adults. Funny stories and anecdotes can also make for interesting impactful speeches as well. In today’s stressful and hectic lives, reading funny stories can provide some relaxation and fun. It is always fun to read humorous stories. Not just they make for a light-hearted reading but also make you smile. Sometimes it is the characters of the story that are so funny while other times it is situations and plots that leave you with smiles. It takes greater number of facial muscles to frown than required to smile and reading funny stories is a great way to smile! While some people enjoy fantasy stories, some others sad stories and some enjoy love stories, funny stories is a genre that almost all of them enjoy because they provide some great entertainment.

Narrating funny stories is also a way to make people laugh and enjoy good times together. Funny stories provide some sort of fun, relaxation and entertainment that helps people to fight stress and depression that most people are a victim of in today’s fast paced life. So go ahead and read these stories that will tickle your funny bone:



Our collection of short funny stories :




Just follow the Tracks

Once, 3 men lost their way and got stranded in the middle of the forest. They didn’t know where they were and hence they decide that they will stay in the forest for some days until they find their way. So the next morning, one man went in search of some food. After many hours, he came back with a deer over his shoulder. The other two men were surprised to find how he got a deer with no weapons over which the man replied, “I find tracks, I follow tracks, and I got a deer". They both were slightly confused but decided to ignore and began to eat. A week later the second guy went in search of food and came back with an elk over his shoulder. The other two asked him how he managed to get the elk. He simply replied, "I find tracks, I follow tracks, and I got an elk". Now it was the turn of the third guy. He thought to himself “I'm going to get a better animal.” So the guy left but he did not return for a long time. Finally, after long hours of waiting, they saw him coming back. His clothes were torn with scrapes and bruises all over his body. He was bleeding. They asked him, “What happened?". He looked at them and replied, “I find tracks, I follow tracks, and I got hit by a train".





Have you ever had one of those days when you are pushing your way through everything????

One day, a CEO of a company threw a party for his executives at his mansion. At the back of the mansion, the CEO had a large swimming pool anyone had ever seen. The pool was, however, filled with hungry alligators. The CEO told his executives "I think an employee should be measured by courage. Today I am what I am because of my courage and this is what has made me a CEO. So this is a challenge to all of you present here: Who has the courage to dive into this pool, swim through these alligators, and make it to the other side? The one who will do it will win anything they desire - money, property, jewels, anything!"

All the employees laughed at the outrageous offer and proceeded to follow the CEO. Suddenly, they heard a loud splash. Everyone turned around and saw that the HR manager was in the pool, swimming for his life. He dodged the alligators left and right and made it to the edge of the pool. He pulled himself out just as a huge alligator was about to snap at his shoes. The flabbergasted CEO said, "You are amazing. I've never seen anything like this in my life. You are brave and surely beyond measure and I will give you anything you want. Tell me what I can do for you. The manager panted for breath, looked up and said, “Can you tell me who pushed me in the pool?"
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