WHOS THE BOSS JOKE
Wednesday, March 28, 2012
Jim is getting married and sits down with his Dad the night before the wedding to warm up his "cold feet." His Dad tells him the secret that has kept his marriage strong for the last 30 years.
He says, "Jim, you have to let your wife know you're the man. So, on our honeymoon, I took off my pants, handed them to your mother and told her to put them on. Well, she did, and they were way too big. So she said to me, 'I can't fit into these, they're way too big.' And I told her, 'That's right you can't! So don't ever forget I'm the man and I wear the pants!' You should try it."
So, after the wedding, Jim is in the honeymoon suite with his wife and takes off his pants. He hands them over to his wife and says, "Honey, put these on." She tries to put them on and replies, "Baby these are way too big for me." So, Jim responds, "That's right because I'm the man and I wear the pants, so don't you forget it!"
Well, his wife is not going to stand for this, so she hands Jim her pants, and says, "Ok Baby, now you try to put on mine."
Jim wiggles and stretches and then stops and says, "Honey, I can't get into your pants."
His wife replies, "That's right, and you better change your $h!tty attitude or you never will!"