Beards are awesome
Monday, March 03, 2014
Ten reasons why beards rock:
1. Jesus had a beard
2. It makes you look like a bad***
3. Beautiful women will want to stroke you beard
4. It makes you appear smarter
5. No more razor rash
6. Back up profession as a lumberjack
7. Store leftovers for snacks
8. They make you appear extra manly
9. Something to stroke while you think.
10. If you need to conceal your identity its heaps easier to shave it off than try and grow it!