A wise person once said.
1) We all love to spend money
buying new clothes but we never
realize that the best moments in life
are enjoyed without clothes.
2) Having a cold drink on a hot day
is nice,but having a hot friend on a
cold night after a few drinks-PRICELESS
3)Breaking News;Condoms don't guarantee
safe sex any more.A friend of mine was wearing
one when he was shot dead by the woman's
4) Arguing over a girl's bust size is like choosing
Men will state their preferences,but will grab
whatever is available.
5) I have not verified this on Snopes,but it sounds
legit.A recent study found that women that carry
a little extra weight live longer than the men who
Don't take life too seriously
learn to laugh at yourself
and stay positive.