Recipe for the perfect Marriage

1. Two times a week we go to a nice restaurant
have a little beverage,good food and good
companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays;I go on Fridays

2. We also sleep in different beds
Hers is in Ontario
Mine is in Alberta

3. I take my wife everywhere but she keeps
finding her way back.

4. I asked my wife where she wanted to go
for our 10th anniversary.
''Somewhere I haven't been in a long time''
she said
So I suggested the kitchen.

5. We always hold hands.If I let go she shops.

6. She has a electric blender,electric toaster,
and an alectric bread maker.
She said, ''There is too many gadgets and no
place to sit down!''So I bought her an
electric chair.

7. My wife told me the car wasn't running well
because there was water in the carburator
I asked where the car was
She told me ''In the lake''

8. She got a mud pack and looked great
for two days.
Then the mud fell off.

9. She ran after the garbage truck yelling
''Am I too late for the garbage?''
The driver said ''No jump in''

10.Remember Marriage is the
number one cause of divorce

11. I married Miss Right,
I just didn't know her first name was Always

12. I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months
I don't want to interrupt her.

13. The last fight was my fault though
My wife asked''What's on the TV''
I said ''Dust''

The pleasures of married life