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Thursday, February 26, 2015

I just took off my wedding ring. And then put it back on. And then took it off. And then put it back on. And then took it off. And then put it back on!

My finger is losing weight. It hasn't been this slim in at least a decade. I am kind of freaking out right now!

eta: I just told my husband. He had no idea that my ring had been trapped on my finger for so many years. I'm going to do a happy dance later when no one is looking!

eta2: I have tugged my ring off and shoved it back on my finger about ten times now. I can barely do it, but I also can't seem to stop. I think this finger is going to be badly bruised by bedtime, since I probably won't stop until then!

eta3: I think I've irritated my finger so much that it's swollen in self-defense, so I can't get my ring off anymore. Will have to give my finger a rest until tomorrow, I guess. (Sorry, I feel I've lost my mind a bit!)

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