Waxing lyrical on turkey
Monday, March 28, 2016
Posted originally in the message boards, decided to make a longer version for here. I am not crazy, I just really love turkey breast.
Dear turkey breast,
Where have you been all my life? You're delicious, healthy, low-calorie and did I mention delicious?
I had you on a wrap yesterday with mushrooms, cheese and lettuce. It was divine. You have opened my eyes to a new world of tasty sandwich meat. Today I toasted some bread, grilled the mushrooms and cheese and you made it a whole new meal with almost all the same ingredients. You may now be my new favourite sandwich meat.
How have we never met before? I know when I was a child I didn't like chicken and I probably just assumed you were the same, I mean, you're all birds, right? Even after I grew to love chicken, I guess I just never bothered to give you a chance. Please excuse my ignorance and insularity. I will not make the same mistake again.
You're a dream come true, it was love at first bite.