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The Cat Scan and Lab Test....

Tuesday, August 02, 2016

The Cat Scan and Lab Test....


A man carried his dog into the veterinarian's office. The dog was limp and near death. The vet checked the dog over, and then the dog gave a sigh and stopped breathing. "I'm sorry, sir, but your dog is dead," said the vet.
"I want a second opinion!" cried the man, deeply upset at the loss of his pet.
So the vet went into the back room and brought out a cat, and sat the cat on the examination table. The cat walked up and down the table sniffing the dog, then looked up at the veterinarian and meowed.
"The cat agrees that your dog is dead," announced the vet. Still not satisfied, the man demanded another opinion. So the vet went out, and then came back with a black Labrador retriever.
He set the dog on the table and he walked up and down the examination table sniffing the dead dog, then looked at the vet and barked. "The Lab agrees that your dog is dead," said the vet.
Finally the man agreed there was nothing to be done. He asked the vet how much he owed him. "$650," said the vet.
"WHAT? $650? Why so much?" asked the man.
The vet replied, "My diagnosis was just $50. The other $600 was for the cat scan and the lab test
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