Fat hog
Friday, August 05, 2016
At the beginning of the summer I deleted my dating apps. It was a huge step, because I'm single and there's nothing I'd like better than to be in a relationship. I did post one ad that I was looking for a friend to chat with. I had tons of responses probably 100, or more. One guy asked if I'd like to go fishing. It was a little out of my comfort zone, but it sounded fun. We exchanged pictures and set up a time. When we met up it was immediately not a romantic connection on either side, but we made the most of it and I thought we both had a good day. I haven't heard from him since--no big deal since there was no chemistry. Tonight in a moment of loneliness I came across his profile. It says he's looking for someone to go fishing, his availability and that he doesn't want to go with any fat hogs. Shake it off.