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"Convent Fire"

Monday, August 22, 2016

"Convent Fire"

During a fire at a Convent, a group of Nuns are trapped on the third floor.
Thinking quickly, they took off their habits, tied them together and used them as a rope to climb down from the window.
After safely reaching the ground, a reporter asks, “Weren’t you worried that the habits would have ripped as you were climbing down?
They look old and worn.”
“Of course not!” said one of the nuns. “Don’t you know how hard it is to break an old habit?”

"Adam & Eve"

When Adam stayed out very late for a few nights, Eve became upset.
"You're running around with other women," she told her mate.
"Eve, honey, you're being unreasonable," Adam responded. "You know you're the only woman on earth."
The quarrel continued until Adam fell asleep, only to be awakened by a strange pain in the chest.
It was his darling Eve poking him rather vigorously about the torso.
"What do you think you're doing?" Adam demanded.
"Counting your ribs," said Eve.

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