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"The Small Wooden Ball"

Saturday, September 24, 2016

"The Small Wooden Ball"

A man enters a barbershop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around the cheeks.
"I have just the thing," says the barber taking a small wooden ball from a nearby drawer.
"Just place this between your cheek and gum."
The man places the ball in his mouth and the barber proceeds with the closest shave the man has ever experienced.
After a few strokes,the man asks in garbled speech,
"And what if I swallow it?"
"No problem," says the barber.
"Just bring it back tomorrow like everyone else does."

Just a little extra laugh for kicks!

Doc gave me 4 months to live, so I shot him.

Judge gave me 20 years. Problem solved
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