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"Two Horses!"

Monday, September 26, 2016

"Two Horses!"

A cowboy had two horses, but he couldn’t tell them apart.
He cut off one horse’s mane, but it grew back; he cut off the tail, but that grew back, too.
A friend suggested that he measure the horses.
The cowboy measured them and went to his friend and said,
“That was a great idea—the black one was two inches taller than the white one.”

And the Giggle's will continue....

"The Chief's Daughters Wedding"

A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.
“But officer,” the man began, “I can explain.”
“Just be quiet,” snapped the officer. “I’m going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back.”
“But, officer, I just wanted to say,”
“And I said to keep quiet! You’re going to jail!”
A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, “Lucky for you that the chief is at his daughter’s wedding. He’ll be in a good mood when he gets back.”
“Don’t count on it,” answered the fellow in the cell.
“I’m the groom.” emoticon

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