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The Cuckoo...

Wednesday, November 09, 2016

The Cuckoo...

The other night I was invited out for a night with the girls. I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, I promise! Well the hours passed and the margaritas went down all too easily. Around 3 A.M... a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times.

Quickly, realising my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. Even when totally smashed… 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT !

The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him, MIDNIGHT… he didn’t seem pissed off in the least. Whew, I got away with that one! Then he said, We need a new cuckoo clock. When I asked him why? He said, Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, Oh shiiit!! Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.

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