e pooh....coochie cooh...! Lol"
Wednesday, November 16, 2016
"Two Newlyweds...."poochie pooh....coochie cooh...! Lol"
The newlyweds were only married two weeks, when the husband said to the wife, "Honey, I'm going to Hank's Tavern to have a beer, I'll be right back."
"Where are you going, Coochy Coo?", asked the wife.
"I'm going to the bar, Pretty Face", he answered. "I'm going to have a beer". The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?" She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12 different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India, etc.
The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think of saying was, "Yes, Lollipop...but at the bar...you know...they have frozen glasses..."
He didn't get to finish his sentence because the wife interrupted him by saying, " You want a frozen glass, Puppy Face?" She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it.
The husband, looking a bit pale now, said, "Yes, Tootsie Roll, but at the bar they have these hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious...I won’t be long. I'll be right back. I promise. OK?"
"You want hors d'oeuvres, Poochie Pooh?" the wife asked. She opened the oven and took out 4 dishes of different types: Chicken wings, pigs-in-a-blanket, mushroom caps, and some little quiches. The husband, trying to think quickly, said, "But my sweet honey, at the bar...you know...there's swearing, dirty words, and all that..."
The wife interrupted her loving husband yet again...
"You want dirty words, Cutie Pie?
LISTEN UP, CHICKEN S***. SIT YOUR SORRY BUTT DOWN, SHUT THE HELL UP, DRINK YOUR ****** BEER IN YOUR STUPID FROZEN MUG, AND EAT YOUR DUMB A** HORS D'OEUVRES RIGHT HERE, BECAUSE YOU'RE ****** MARRIED NOW AND YOUR SORRY BUTT IS SOOOOOO NOT GOING TO ANY BAR. THAT CRAP IS OVER...GOT IT, DUMB A**?!!!"
And they lived happily ever after.