"Five Surgeons"

"Five Surgeons"

Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the Best
Patients to operate on.
The first surgeon, from New York , says, 'I like to see accountants On my operating table because when you open them up, everything
Inside is numbered.'
The second, from Chicago , responds, 'Yeah, but you should try Electricians! Everything inside them is color coded.'
The third surgeon, from Dallas , says, 'No, I really think librarians Are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order.'
The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: 'You know, I like Construction workers...Those guys always understand when you have A few parts left over.'
But the fifth surgeon, from Washington , DC shut them all up when He observed: 'You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on.
There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine....... Plus, the head and the ass are interchangeable.'