"The Alien & The Farmer"
Thursday, December 29, 2016
An alien space ship landed in a farmer's yard. He disembarked and was greated by the farmer. The alien asked the farmer if he had any cattle.
On hearing that cattle were available, he offered $1 MIllion for the cattle.
The farmer, of course agreed.
On agreement, the alien removed a tiny little cow from his pocket, set it on the ground, and turned it loose.
The tiny cow trotted over to the cattle and ate all of them, then returned to the space craft.
The alien then asked if the cattle had any sheep.
The same deal took place for the sheep - $1 Million for all of them.
On payment, a tiny sheep was removed from the alien's pocket, set on the ground and released it.
It immediately the tiny sheep had found the sheep and ate all of the other sheep just like the before.
After all this, the farmer indicated this was unfair because the alien has grossly overpaid for the livestock. In fact, the whole farm wasn't worth $2 Million.
So, the farmer asked if the money were returned, would the alien do him one favor. The alien said he would.
The farmer returned the money and said
"Do you have a tiny little politician in there?"