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"Man Was Desperate For A Job!"

Friday, January 06, 2017

"Man Was Desperate For A Job!"

A man is desperate for a job and finds himself at the zoo.
The manager tells him there's only one job opening but he has to promise not to tell anyone about it.
The man agrees, and so the manager whispers to him: "Ever since Jumbo, the chimp died this zoo's hardly having visitors. So what I want you to do is dress up in this chimpanzee costume and entertain the guests.what do you say?" "I'll pay you $50 an hour?
The man thinks long and hard and thinks what the heck, he needs a job really bad, and this one pays pretty good.
So the man is starting to enjoy his job, doing tricks on the monkey bars to wow the guests.
One day on the monkey wires, he slips and falls right into the lions exhibit.
The lion starts to bare its teeth and growl.
Frightened, the man starts screaming for help when the lion jumps on him and whispers in his ear: "SHUT UP or you'll get us both fired!!!
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