"THE FIRE TRUCK "
Thursday, February 23, 2017
"The Fire Truck!"
A fireman is working on an engine outside the station when he sees a little girl riding down the street.
She’s in a little red fire engine with ladders on the side and a garden hose coiled in the middle. She’s wearing a fire fighter's helmet and her dog and her cat are pulling the wagon.
The fireman walks over to take a closer look.
"That’s nice fire truck," he says admiringly.
"Thanks. Mister Fireman," the girl replies.
The fireman notices the girl has tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.
"Hey Partner," says the fireman, "If you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could go a lot faster."
The girl replies sweetly, "You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren.”