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"Three Girls Died And Started Up The Stairs To Heaven..." & "Bettin On Betty Sue!"

Wednesday, April 19, 2017

"Three Girls Died And Started Up The Stairs To Heaven..."

Three girls died and had to make it up a set of long stairs to get to heaven.
On each step, God would tell a joke and if the girl laughed, she would go to hell.
If she didn't laugh then she would proceed to the next step.
First, the brunette started. She laughed on the very first step and went to hell.
Then it was the redheads turn. She made it all the way to the 10th step but laughed and went to hell.
Next the blonde. She made it all the way to the last step and right before God was going to tell the last joke, she bursted out in laughter.
Very puzzled God says, "I haven't said the joke yet. Why are you laughing?"
and the blonde says, "Because I got the first joke!!!"


"Bettin On Betty Sue!"

A guy is reading his paper when his wife walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head with a frying pan.
He asks, "What was that for?"
She says, "I found a piece of paper in your pocket with 'Betty Sue' written on it."
He says, "Jeez, honey, remember last week when I went to the track? 'Betty Sue' was the name of the horse I went there to bet on."
She shrugs and walks away.
Three days later he's reading his paper when she walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head again with the frying pan.
He asks, "What was that for?"
She answers, "Your horse called."
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