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Jokes and DEcember review and January goals

Thursday, January 09, 2020

December goals
.1. drink 6 glasses of water everyday -working on this
2. keep up my exercise streak now on day 945
3. -try to eat 3 different freggie a day-and at least one being a veggie -doing good on this
4 lose weight I now weight 171. gsin 5 pounds
5. .no eating in the middle of the night- doing great on this
6. really take this healthy journey seriously-working on this
7. no eating in bed -working on this
8. connect with my teams-doing good on this
January goals
.1. drink 6 glasses of water everyday
2. keep up my exercise streak now on day 945
3. -try to eat 3 different freggie a day-and at least one being a veggie -
4 lose weight I now weight 171.0
5. .no eating in the middle of the night- doing great on this
6. really take this healthy journey seriously-
7. no eating in bed
8. connect with my teams-
Jokes
shopping
A man went to a shop to buy a tie for him.
Salesman: How can I help you sir?
Man: I am looking for a tie which will be the mixed color of milk and coffee.
Salesman: Okay sir. But let me know first whether you will take sugar or not?

Husband takes the wife to a disco. There’s a guy on the dance floor giving it large – break dancing, moonwalking, back flips, the works. The wife turns to her husband and says: “See that guy? 25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down. Husband says: “Looks like he’s still celebrating

Doctor
Doctor and patient are talking together-
Doctor: Analyzing your physical condition I have found that you have food poisoning. So you need to take one cup of hot water every morning.
Patient: I drink that every day! But my wife called it tea.

A Woman's Prayer:

I pray for:
Wisdom, To understand a man.
Love, To forgive him and;
Patience, For his moods.
Because if I pray for Strength
I'll just beat him to death.

Matchmaker
Matchmaker talking with a client-
Matchmaker : The girl that I am suggesting for your son is very sweet.
client: Then this wedding should not be client: My son has diabetes.

Husband and wife
Husband and wife talking-
Wife: Wouldn’t you cry for me if I die?
Husband: Of course dear.
Wife: I don’t believe you.
Husband: Okay, then take my test now.


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