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JUST JOKING...
Friday, February 26, 2021 18 comments Old jack had moments to live. At his bedside were his family - his wife and four sons, three of whom had blonde hair, the other had ginger. "Em, tell me please. I've always wondered why one of our sons had red hair. Is he really my son... Read more
Telephone Survey
Sunday, February 21, 2021 13 comments Last month, a worldwide telephone survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was: Would you please give your honest opinion about possible solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world? The survey was a comp... Read more
Just for laughs
Friday, February 19, 2021 18 comments Some more laughs 1. Dad, are we pyromaniacs? Yes, we arson. 2. What do you call a pig with laryngitis? Disgruntled. 3. Writing my name in cursive is my signature move. 4. Why do bees stay in their hives during winter... Read more
I have also crossed 70+
Sunday, February 07, 2021 23 comments Sisterhood connecting together as one. I asked a friend who has crossed 70 and is heading towards 80 what sort of changes she is feeling in herself? She sent me the following: 1 After loving my parents, my siblings, my spouse, my children... Read more
Outback adventure continued
Saturday, January 16, 2021 17 comments  Travelled on the Spirit of the Outback Lovely Old train.
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Trip to the Outback
Saturday, January 09, 2021 14 comments  Turtles on the River Cruise.
 The group of friends who travell... Read more
JUST JOKING...
Sunday, December 13, 2020 22 comments To my darling husband, Before you return from your overseas trip I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the Toyota Hilux when I turned into the driveway. Fortunately not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, s... Read more
JUST JOKING...
Saturday, November 28, 2020 27 comments DON'T WASH YOUR HAIR IN THE SHOWER!!! (IT'S SO GOOD TO FINALLY GET A HEALTH WARNING THAT IS USEFUL). It involves washing your hair in the shower with shampoo and then it runs down your body... a warning to us all!!! I don't k... Read more
JUST JOKING...
Friday, November 27, 2020 23 comments Store manager Bob stopped by a small manufacturing plant he spotted during his last trip through part of the countryside in the hopes of gaining another client in the area. However, little did Bob know that the plant manager was going to ... Read more
Something different...
Monday, November 23, 2020 19 comments Anosognosia Very interesting... In the following analysis, the French Professor Bruno Dubois Director of the Institute of Memory and Alzheimer's Disease (IMMA) at La Pitié-Salpêtrière, Paris Hospitals, addresses the subject in a rather... Read more
Christmas cake recipe anyone?
Monday, November 16, 2020 16 comments Christmas Cake Vodka! This year I've had loads of requests for my vodka Christmas cake recipe so once again, here goes. Please keep it in your files as I'm beginning to get tired of typing this up every year! (Made mine last night ). 1 cu... Read more
JUST JOKING...
Wednesday, November 11, 2020 21 comments HOME COVID TEST 1. Pour a glass of red wine, try to smell it. 2. If you can smell the wine, then drink it and see if you can taste it. 3. If you can taste and smell, it confirms you don't have COVID. Last night i ... Read more
Just for Laughs!
Friday, October 30, 2020 19 comments LAUGHING IN COURT How do court stenographers keep a straight face? These are from a book called "Disorder in the Court" and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters who had th... Read more
Hope this makes you smile today!
Wednesday, October 21, 2020 16 comments Old age is golden, or so I've heard it said, But sometimes I wonder, as I crawl into bed, With my ears in a drawer, my teeth in a cup, My glasses on the table until I get up. As sleep dims my vision, I say to myself: Is there anythi... Read more
JUST JOKING...
Sunday, October 18, 2020 19 comments The maid asked for a raise and the wife was upset. She asked,"Now, Helen, why do you think you deserve a pay raise?" Helen: "There are three reasons. The first is that I iron better than you." Wife: "Who said that?' Helen: "Your hu... Read more 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 Last Page » |
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