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Before you criize someone...
Wednesday, August 22, 2012      7 comments

you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you critize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes. --Jack Handley... Read more
today's joke-----Three sisters ages 92, 94, and 96 live together....
Thursday, August 25, 2011      19 comments

One night the 96 year old draws a bath. She puts one foot in and pauses. "Was i getting in the tub or out?" she yells. The 94 year old hollers back "I don't know, I'll come up to see." She starts up the stairs and stops. She shouts "Was I going ... Read more
interesting quote i found---progress is made by lazy men.....
Wednesday, August 17, 2011      14 comments

looking for easier way to do things. by Robert Heinlein... Read more
a funny---what kind of shot do you give a sick car?
Monday, August 15, 2011      5 comments

a fuel injection... Read more
giggle-----pasted a sign on a fence that said i allow walkers to cross for free....
Saturday, August 13, 2011      7 comments

however the bull charges----the farmer... Read more
giggle----today the police stations toilet was stolen .....
Friday, August 12, 2011      11 comments

and they have nothing to go on... Read more
todays giggle----what did the nervous kid say when the doctor...
Sunday, August 07, 2011      10 comments

asked if he had been getting enough iron? yes, i chew my nails every day... Read more
today's giggle----little Johnny came home from his first day in school....
Friday, August 05, 2011      6 comments

His mother asked him what did he learn today? he said not much they want me to come back tomorrow... Read more
it's so hot---how hot is it you ask?----it's so hot i saw a squrriel......
Thursday, August 04, 2011      9 comments

fanning it's nuts... Read more
today's giggle-----how does a farmer mend his pants?
Wednesday, August 03, 2011      6 comments

with cabbage patches... Read more
today's funny---what do you call a person who abandoned their...
Tuesday, August 02, 2011      10 comments

strict diet??? a desserter... Read more
today's giggle----how do you fix a broken pizza?
Friday, July 29, 2011      13 comments

with tomato paste... Read more
Today's giggle------how do you know if your clock is crazy?
Thursday, July 28, 2011      7 comments

it goes cuckcoo... Read more
another giggle for today------how do you know bees are happy?
Wednesday, July 27, 2011      9 comments

they always hum while they work... Read more
today's giggle---in which season do ants eat the most?
Wednesday, July 27, 2011      4 comments

the summer because they are always going to a picnic... Read more

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