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The Priest and the Rabbi
Wednesday, September 05, 2012      5 comments

Not intended to offend anyone!! A Rabbi Hears Confession ! A Priest in a small town was called away for an emergency on a Sunday ,afternoon while he was about to hear confessions. Not wanting to leave the confessional unat... Read more
Why do we love children!!!
Tuesday, July 24, 2012      8 comments

. Why do we love Children ?? 1) NUDITY I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the sho... Read more
Saturday, July 07, 2012      15 comments

A mother is driving her little girl to her friend's house for a play date. 'Mommy ,' the little girl asks, 'how old are you?' 'Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother replied. 'It's not polite.' 'OK... Read more
45 Lessons that life has taught me!!!!
Tuesday, June 05, 2012      11 comments

This is something we should all read at least once a week!!!!! Written by Regina Brett, 90 years old, of the Plain Dealer, Cleveland , Ohio ... "To celebrate growing older, I once wrote the 45 lessons life taught me. It ... Read more
Update blog for the remaining weeks of BLC19
Monday, June 04, 2012      5 comments

Well here it goes. 1. Drink 8 - 10 glasses of water daily. 2. Log everything that goes into my mouth. 3. Get 30 - 60 minutes of fitness in. 4. Do more strength for my upper body, eg. lift weights, squats, sidebends,etc. ... Read more
THE WORLD IS MINE (Very touching)
Monday, May 14, 2012      6 comments

The World is Mine Today, upon a bus, I saw a very beautiful woman And wished I were as beautiful. When suddenly she rose to leave, I saw her hobble down the aisle. She had one leg and wore a crutch. Bu... Read more
Thursday, May 10, 2012      8 comments

RETARDED GRANDPARENTS (this was actually reported by a teacher) After Christmas, a teacher asked her young pupils to write an essay on how they spent their holiday away from school. One child wrote the following: We always used to spend th... Read more
The Benefits of Positive Thinking
Monday, May 07, 2012      3 comments

Came across this article that I wanted to share. Hope it benefits you like it did me. Positive Thinking. 1. Directs your focus Positive thinking helps you focus on the solution rather than waste time and energy on negative em... Read more
Saturday, May 05, 2012      3 comments

What about the blonde couple that gave birth to twins? Her blonde husband is currently out looking for the other man. ----------------------------
-------------------------- Some guys are just b... Read more
Tuesday, May 01, 2012      7 comments

While conducting some business at the Courthouse, I overheard a lady, who had been arrested for assaulting a Mammogram Technician, say, "Your Honor, I'm guilty but . . . there were extenuating circumstances." The female Judge sai... Read more
Monday, April 30, 2012      4 comments

One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the road-side eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and got out to investigate. He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?" ... Read more
Goals for BLC-19
Sunday, April 29, 2012      5 comments

These are my goals for the first 2 weeks of BLC-19 1. Eat breakfast daily. I find if I don't, I tend to nibble all day long. 2. Eat clean and log everything that goes into my mouth. 3. Watch my sugar intake. I find once I eat swe... Read more
Friday, April 27, 2012      2 comments

An old lady came into her doctor's office and confessed to an embarrassing problem. "I fart all the time, Doctor Johnson, but they're soundless, and they have no odor. In fact, since I've been here, I've farted no less than twenty... Read more
Thursday, April 26, 2012      7 comments

------------------------ My blonde cousin, Aimee, is the world's worst at getting instructions mixed up. When she got married, her husband bought her one of those fancy, electr... Read more
Wednesday, April 25, 2012      9 comments

Two blonde men were working on a house. The one who was nailing down siding would reach into his nail pouch, pull out a nail and either toss it over his shoulder or nail it in. The other blonde guy, figuring this was worth looking int... Read more

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