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Why its nice to be a dog!!! Joke!
Saturday, January 07, 2012      9 comments

Noone expects you to take a bath everyday. Your friends never expect you to by lunch or dinner. When its raining you can lay around the house all day, and not get fired. If it itches, you can reach it, and no matter what itches, noon... Read more
After the Holidays Humor
Tuesday, January 03, 2012      8 comments

Twas the month after Christmas, When all through the house. Nothing would fit me, not even a blouse. The cookies I nibbled, the eggnog I taste. At the holiday parties, Have gone to my waist. I remember the marvelous Meals... Read more
Starting over again and determined to succeed this time!!!!
Monday, January 02, 2012      6 comments

I started 2012 with a bang and managed to lose 35 lbs. by June, only to start slowly spiraling out of control and gaining it all back again. All the hard work i had put in was for nothing. One thing i did learn, is to stay away from sugar and ... Read more
Ramblings of a Retired Mind Joke
Sunday, January 01, 2012      7 comments

I was thinking about how a status symbol of today is those cell phones that everyone has clipped unto their belt or purse. I can't afford one so, I'm wearing my garage door opener. I also made a cover for my hearing aid and i have what they... Read more
Friday Joke ,, Senior Moments
Friday, December 30, 2011      8 comments

Four Senior women were in a beauty parlor getting their hair done, when in walks a young chick with a low cut blouse that revealed a rose bud tattoo above one boob. One lady leaned over to the other and said, "She doesn't know it yet, but in... Read more
New Joke
Thursday, December 29, 2011      6 comments

It was a very small town and the patrolman was making his rounds. As he was checking a used car lot, he came upon 2 little old ladies sitting in a used car. He stopped and ask them if they were stealing the car? They said," Heavens no, we bo... Read more
Sunday Joke
Sunday, December 18, 2011      6 comments

An old man goes to the doctor for his yearly physical, his wife tagging along. When the Doctor enters the examination room, he tells the old man, "I need a urine sample, stool sample and a sperm sample." The old man being hard of hearin... Read more
Cute joke
Saturday, December 17, 2011      13 comments

Two little kids are in the hospital, lying on beds next to each other, waiting outside the Operating Room. The first kid leans over and asks, "What are you in here for?" The second kid says, "I'm in here to get my tonsils out and I'm a ... Read more
Thursday, December 15, 2011      13 comments

When everyone on earth was dead and waiting to enter Paradise, God appeared and said, "I want the men to make 2 lines, one line is for the men who were true heads of their household and the other line for men who were dominated by their women." ... Read more
Sunday, December 11, 2011      11 comments

3 Ladies in a Sauna 3 women, 2 younger & one senior citzen were sitting in a sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The young lady presses her forearm and the beeping stopped. The others looked at her questionly, " That was my pager", s... Read more
My 2012 Prayer
Tuesday, December 06, 2011      7 comments

Dear God! My prayer for 2012 is for a fat bank account and a thin body. Please don't mix these up like you did last year. Amen ( Thought it was cute ) ... Read more
Will be struggling!!!
Sunday, October 30, 2011      7 comments

I had a fairly good week with a 1 lb. loss. Was hoping for more, but i'll take it. I stayed within my calorie range and drank my water daily. Really struggled with my snacking, but i had fruit instead. We are going to my sons on Thursday fo... Read more
FINALLY!! WOO HOO! I am back on track!!
Saturday, October 22, 2011      8 comments

It has been an awesome few days for me. First, i did my 5k walk jog in 43.07 min. I had to bind my boobs down with a tensor bandage as my sports bra didn't stop them from bouncing, and it worked. I will have to find a better sports bra for n... Read more
Monday, October 17, 2011      5 comments

I am ashamed to say that in the past 5 months i have gained back 20 lbs. I went back to old habits of snacking at night and once i started, I could not stop. I hate to think how much I would have gained had i not exercised daily. Fortunately, ... Read more
Weight gain in the lower calorie range!!!
Tuesday, May 03, 2011      8 comments

Well it has been an interesting week. Finally had my exrays and the Doctor said I can start applying some weight on my foot. I still have to wear my cast and use crutches for a few days, but it is so nice to get around more. On Sunday I am goin... Read more

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