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Saturday, January 28, 2012      6 comments

Health Checkup An old couple goes the doctor, just to check their general health. The husband goes in first and the doctor says: "Well, Mr. Jones, you are in a perfect shape considering your age". And the man says: "Sure I am: I don't dri... Read more
Friday, January 27, 2012      9 comments

------------------------ Three Elderly Men Three elderly men are talking about their aches, pains and bodily functions. The seventy-year old man says, "I have this problem. I... Read more
Thursday, January 26, 2012      7 comments

After the eighty-three year old lady finished her annual physical examination, the doctor said, "You are in fine shape for your age, Mrs. Mallory, but tell me, do you still have intercourse?" "Just a minute, I'll have to ask my ... Read more
Tuesday, January 24, 2012      11 comments

40 years of marriage.. A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table. She said, 'For being such an... Read more
Sunday, January 22, 2012      9 comments

Four guys have been going to the same fishing trip for many years. Two days before the group is to leave, Ron's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going. Ron's mates are very upset that he can't go, but what can th... Read more
Friday, January 20, 2012      5 comments

After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came for counseling. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the years they had been married. On and... Read more
Thursday, January 19, 2012      9 comments

WANDA: Hi! Sylvia. How'd you die? SYLVIA: I froze to death. WANDA: How horrible! SYLVIA: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. W... Read more
Wednesday Joke!
Wednesday, January 18, 2012      8 comments

I was listening to the radio when I hear the weather report" A snow emergency has been declared. You must park your cars on the odd-numbered side of the street." So I got up, dressed and moved my car to the right side. Two days later - the sa... Read more
Tuesday, January 17, 2012      7 comments

An Afghanistan diplomat visiting the US for the first time was being wined and dined by the State Department. The diplomat was not used to the salt in American foods (French fries, cheeses, salami, anchovies, etc.) and was constantly sending ... Read more
Monday, January 16, 2012      8 comments

Scottish, italian and chinese joke? An Italian, a Scotsman, and a Chinese fellow are hired at a construction site. The foreman points out a huge pile of sand and tells the Italian guy that he is in charge of swee... Read more
Sunday Joke!
Sunday, January 15, 2012      9 comments

An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The Ticket Agent asked, 'Sir, What's that on your shoulder?' The old farmer said, 'That's my pet rooster Chuck. Wherever I go, Chuck goes.' 'I'm sorry Sir, ' said the Ticket Agent. 'We can't allow anima... Read more
Friday, January 13, 2012      9 comments

Here are some good things that happen as you grow older Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off! Kidnappers are not very interested in you. It's harder and harder for sexual harassment charges to stick. If you... Read more
Thursday Humor
Thursday, January 12, 2012      11 comments

An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for... Read more
Tuesday Humor
Tuesday, January 10, 2012      10 comments

ANorth Bay trucker stops for a red light on Hwy.11, a Blonde catches up.. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his Truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the Window, and she says, "Hi, my name is Heather, and you Are losing ... Read more
Sunday Jokes
Sunday, January 08, 2012      9 comments

I can't say anything to my wife without her thinking its a criticism of her weight. She hasn't spoken to me in two days because i asked her to "Lighten UP". Lately my husband and i fight constantly. I've been so upset and depress... Read more

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