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THE OSTRICH JOKE
Friday, March 02, 2012      13 comments

The Ostrich A man walks into a restaurant with a fully-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders. The man says, 'A hamburger, fries and a coke,' and turns to the ... Read more
NOT SO DUMB BLOND JOKE
Thursday, March 01, 2012      12 comments

Not So Dumb Blond… Two strangers were seated next to each other on the plane when the guy turned to the beautiful blonde and made his move by saying, “Let's talk. I've heard that flights wil... Read more
WEDNESDAY JOKE
Wednesday, February 29, 2012      5 comments

Dad, What Is Politics? A little boy goes to see his Dad and asks, "Dad, What is politics?" His Dad says: "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, s... Read more
TUESDAY JOKE
Tuesday, February 28, 2012      7 comments

A blonde lady motorist was about two hours from San Diego when she was flagged down by a man whose truck had broken down. The man walked up to the car and asked, "Are you going to San Diego ?" "Sure," answered the blonde, "do... Read more
MONDAY JOKE (hilarious)
Monday, February 27, 2012      5 comments

Two Pensioners... Two eighty year-old pensioners are taking a trip down memory lane by going back to the place where they first met. Sitting at a café, the little old man says, "Remember... Read more
SUNDAY JOKE
Sunday, February 26, 2012      8 comments

This joke was sent to me from Katey of BLC18 to post. Thanks Katey! Little Zachary was doing very badly in math. His parents had tried everything...tutors, mentors, flash cards, special learning centres...... Read more
SATURDAY JOKE
Saturday, February 25, 2012      6 comments

Parrots... A woman goes to her priest with a problem. "Father," she told him, "I have two female parrots rescued from a house of ill-repute. But the only thing they ever say is: 'Wanna have some fun?'" "That's terrible!" exclaim... Read more
FRIDAY JOKE
Friday, February 24, 2012      10 comments

The Texas Salesman A keen Texas lad applied for a salesman's job at a city department store. The store was the biggest in the world and sold everything under the sun. At the interview, the boss took an immediate liking to the ... Read more
THURSDAY JOKE
Thursday, February 23, 2012      10 comments

Baby's first doctor visit. A woman and a baby were in the doctor's office, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam. When he arrived, he brought them into the examining room.... Read more
WEDNESDAY JOKE
Wednesday, February 22, 2012      7 comments

Samurai Joke Once upon a time a powerful Emperor of the Rising Sun advertised for a new Chief Samurai. After a year, only three applied for the job: a Japanese, a Chinese and a Jewish Samurai. "Demonstrate your skills!" comm... Read more
TUESDAY JOKE
Tuesday, February 21, 2012      4 comments

Old Lady Exposes Herself... An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat on tightly so that it would not blow off in the wind. A gentleman approached her and said, "Pardon me, madam. I do not intend to ... Read more
MONDAY FITNESS JOKE
Monday, February 20, 2012      9 comments

Exercise for the middle-aged: Begin by standing on a comfortable surface, where you have plenty of room at each side. With a 5-lb potato bag in each hand, extend your arms straight out from your sides and hold them there as long a... Read more
SUNDAY JOKE
Sunday, February 19, 2012      5 comments

:Italian Fire Department .. One dark night in the small town in Garfield , NJ , a fire started inside the local sausage factory. In a blink... Read more
SATURDAY JOKE
Saturday, February 18, 2012      9 comments

Old Age Jacob, age 92, and Reba, age 91, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in. Jacob addresses the man behind the c... Read more
FRIDAY JOKE
Friday, February 17, 2012      8 comments

Two Blondes... (PG) A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer that was also a blonde. The cop asked to see the blonde's driver's license. She dug through her pu... Read more

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