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THANK YOU FOR SHOPPING AT WALMART JOKE
Saturday, April 07, 2012      9 comments

Shop at Wal-Mart One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike behind him,"My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I better see a doctor." "Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies. There's a diagnostic compute... Read more
BLOND ALLIGATOR SHOES JOKE
Friday, April 06, 2012      9 comments

Alligator Shoes A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking. After becoming very frust... Read more
ANOTHER POOR BLOND JOKE
Thursday, April 05, 2012      7 comments

A blond was driving along a country road, listening to the radio. The D.J. was telling blonde jokes one after the other and she got extremely pissed off and turned off the radio. She continued down the road, and in a field she saw another ... Read more
AN OLD LADY AND THE BANK PRESIDENT JOKE
Wednesday, April 04, 2012      10 comments

A little old lady went into the bank one day, carrying a bag of money. She asked to speak with the bank president to open an account because, "It's a lot of money!" The reluctant staff finally ushered her into his office. The bank presiden... Read more
LAST RITES JOKE
Tuesday, April 03, 2012      11 comments

A man lying on his deathbed called to him, his lawyer, his doctor, and his pastor. "I am going to die tonight," and I want to prove that when you go to heaven you can take it all with you. So to my three most trusted friends, you three of co... Read more
BOB AND RALPH GENIE JOKE
Sunday, April 01, 2012      6 comments

Bob and Ralph were fishing on the Newfoundland shoreline when Bob pulled out a cigar. Finding he had no matches, he asked Ralph for a light. 'Ya, shure, I tink I haff a lighter,' Ralph replied with a Newfoundland accent, and... Read more
DEAR GRANDSON JOKE
Friday, March 30, 2012      6 comments

Dear Grandson: I have become a little older since I saw you last, and a few changes have come into my life since then. Frankly, I have become a frivolous old gal. I am seeing five gentlemen everyday. As soon as I wake up, W... Read more
WIDE AS A GRILL JOKE
Thursday, March 29, 2012      11 comments

A husband and his wife who have been married 20 years were doing some yard work. The man was working hard cleaning the BBQ grill while his wife was bending over, weeding flowers from the flower bed. So the man says to his wif... Read more
WHOS THE BOSS JOKE
Wednesday, March 28, 2012      11 comments

Jim is getting married and sits down with his Dad the night before the wedding to warm up his "cold feet." His Dad tells him the secret that has kept his marriage strong for the last 30 years. He says, "Jim, you have to let your wife... Read more
HUSBAND JOKE
Monday, March 26, 2012      6 comments

A man is sitting in his den enjoying a football game when his wife timidly steps in and asks, "Honey, could you fix the front step, someones going to put their foot right through that rotten plank." He scowls and says, "Not now! can't ... Read more
DON'T MESS WITH OLD PEOPLE JOKE
Sunday, March 25, 2012      7 comments

A little old lady went to the grocery store to buy cat food. She picked up four cans and took them to the checkout counter. The girl at the cash register said, "I'm sorry, but we cannot sell you cat food without proof that you ... Read more
MURPHYS HAT JOKE
Friday, March 23, 2012      7 comments

Murphys Hat Murphy showed up at Mass one Sunday & the priest almost fell down when he saw him. He'd never been to church in his life. After Mass, the priest caught up with him & said, "Murphy, I am so glad ya decided to come to Mass.W... Read more
ANOTHER POOR BLOND JOKE
Thursday, March 22, 2012      5 comments

I knew a blonde that was so dense that....... ~ she called me to get my phone number. ~she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate." ~ she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make ... Read more
BLOND LADIES BAR JOKE
Tuesday, March 20, 2012      9 comments

The Ladies Bar A blind man enters a Ladies bar by mistake. He finds his way to a barstool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender: "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bar immediately falls absolut... Read more
BLOND HANDYMAN JOKE
Monday, March 19, 2012      4 comments

Handy-man A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighbourhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. ... Read more

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