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BLONDE IN A SWIMMING COMPITITION jOKE
Tuesday, April 24, 2012      10 comments

A blonde woman competed with a brunette woman and a redheaded woman in the Breast Stroke division of an English Channel swim competition. The brunette came in first, and the redhead came in second. The blonde woman finally reached sho... Read more
OLD MAN AND THE DOCTOR JOKE
Sunday, April 22, 2012      3 comments

"You're in remarkable shape for a man your age," said the doctor to the ninety-year-old man after the examination. "I know it," said the old gentleman. "I've really got only one complaint: My sex drive is too high. Got anything you ca... Read more
NEGATIVE PEOPLE JOKE
Saturday, April 21, 2012      8 comments

NEGATIVE PEOPLE A woman was at her hairdresser's getting her hair styled for a trip to Rome with her husband. She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser, who responded: " Rome ? Why would anyone want to go there? It's crowded and dirty... Read more
MANS LOGIC JOKE
Thursday, April 19, 2012      6 comments

MAN'S LOGIC A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he whisp... Read more
YOUNG KIDS IN CHURCH (Priceless)
Wednesday, April 18, 2012      9 comments

KIDS IN CHURCH?.. 3-year-old Reese : 'Our Father, Who does art in heaven, Harold is His name. Amen.' ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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CUTE DOG STORY
Tuesday, April 17, 2012      5 comments

"Dogs Welcome" A man wrote a letter to a small hotel in a Midwest town he planned to visit on his vacation. He wrote: I would ver... Read more
TRIBUTE TO BOB HOPE
Monday, April 16, 2012      7 comments

A Tribute to Bob Hope ON TURNING 70 'I still chase women, but only downhill'. ON TURNING 80 'That's the time of your life when even your birthday suit needs pressing.' ON TURNING 90 'You know you're getting old when th... Read more
BLOND GUY JOKE
Sunday, April 15, 2012      3 comments

Two big, buff, blonde guys were on the beach, trying their best to impress the local babes. The first blonde dude said, "I'm not having much luck with the women here, pal. The second blonde guy said, "Try putting a potato down in... Read more
SMARTEST MAN IN THE WORLD JOKE
Saturday, April 14, 2012      9 comments

A doctor, a lawyer, a little boy and a priest were out for a Sunday afternoon flight on a small private plane. Suddenly, the plane developed engine trouble. In spite of the best efforts of the pilot, the plane started to go down. Finally, ... Read more
THE LAWYER AND THE CHIROPRACTOR JOKE
Friday, April 13, 2012      1 comments

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------------------------ One afternoon at the bank, in a long line of people waiting for a bank teller, one guy suddenly started massaging the back of the person in front of hi... Read more
THREE ENGINEERS JOKE
Thursday, April 12, 2012      8 comments

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------------------------ Three engineers were in the bathroom standing at the urinals. The first engineer finished and walked over to the sink to wash his hands. He then procee... Read more
THE TURKEY AND THE BULL JOKE
Wednesday, April 11, 2012      4 comments

A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey. "But I just haven't got the energy." "Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull. "They're packed... Read more
CUTE JOKE
Tuesday, April 10, 2012      6 comments

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------------------------ A boy awoke and wanted breakfast, so he told his mother. She said, "Not until you feed the animals." The boy went outside and said to the chicken, "I d... Read more
PADDY THE PAINTER JOKE
Monday, April 09, 2012      7 comments

A painter by the name of Paddy Murphy, while not a brilliant scholar, was a gifted portrait artist. Over a short number of years, his fame grew and soon people from all over Ireland were coming to him in the town of Doolin, County Cl... Read more
RELATIONSHIP LADLE JOKE
Sunday, April 08, 2012      6 comments

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-------------------------- John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn't help noticing how beautiful John's roommate was. She had long be... Read more

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