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SMILE OF THE DAY
Sunday, December 08, 2019      9 comments

“When the arsonist met his girlfriend it was a perfect match. Both of them could light up a room with their presence.”... Read more
SMILE OF THE DAY
Saturday, December 07, 2019      9 comments

When my three-year-old son opened the birthday gift from his grandmother, he discovered a water pistol. He squealed with delight and headed for the nearest sink. I was not so pleased. I turned to Mom and said, "I'm surprised at you. Don't you... Read more
SMILE OF THE DAY
Friday, December 06, 2019      7 comments

In light of the rising frequency of human - grizzly bear conflicts, the Alaska Department of Fish and Game is advising hikers, hunters, and fishermen to take extra precautions and keep alert of bears while in the field. They advise that outdo... Read more
SMILE OF THE DAY
Thursday, December 05, 2019      6 comments

Points to Ponder 1. How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss America? 2. How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? 3. Why! i... Read more
SMILE OF THE DAY
Wednesday, December 04, 2019      6 comments

What did the drummer call his twin daughters? - Anna one, Anna two...... Read more
SMILE OF THE DAY
Tuesday, December 03, 2019      6 comments

A man says to a friend, “My wife is on a three-week diet.” “Oh, yeah? How much has she lost so far?” asks his pal. He replies, “Two weeks.”... Read more
SMILE OF THE DAY
Monday, December 02, 2019      8 comments

A woman answered the front door to find a workman standing on the porch and carrying a box of tools. "I'm the piano tuner ma'am" he announced. "But I didn't send for a piano tuner." "I know, but the neighbors did!"... Read more
SMILE OF THE DAY
Saturday, November 30, 2019      11 comments

Observing the baby one night a wife found her husband standing over their baby's crib. Silently she watched him. As he stood looking down at the sleeping infant, she saw on his face a mixture of emotions: disbelief, doubt, delight, am... Read more
SMILE OF THE DAY
Friday, November 29, 2019      7 comments

Dear Santa, For this year I'm requesting a BIG bank account and a SMALL body. P.S. Please don't mix them up like you did last year... Read more
SMILE OF THE DAY
Thursday, November 28, 2019      7 comments

Once upon a time, there was a very happy, long-married couple who ran a small farm. They loved each other and all, there was just one problem – the guy farted incredibly, and enjoyed ripping seriously loud ones in bed especially. ... Read more
SMILE OF THE DAY
Wednesday, November 27, 2019      6 comments

Law Professor: Which is the most important Law of Finance for Starting a New Business? Student: Father-in-Law! ... Read more
SMILE OF THE DAY
Tuesday, November 26, 2019      9 comments

Prison Inmates Two prison inmates were standing in the cafeteria line getting lunch... One inmate said to the other inmate, "When I was governor, the food was much better!"... Read more
SMILE OF THE DAY
Monday, November 25, 2019      9 comments

Texas man is talking to the family doctor. “Doc, I think my wife’s going deaf.” The doctor answers, “Well, here’s something you can try on her to test her hearing. Stand some distance away from her and ask her a question. If she doesn’t answe... Read more
SMILE OF THE DAY
Sunday, November 24, 2019      8 comments

Taxi Driver In Heaven A priest and a taxi driver both died and went to heaven. St. Peter was at the Pearly gates waiting for them. 'Come with me', said St. Peter to the taxi driver. The taxi driver did as he was told and followed S... Read more
SMILE OF THE DAY
Friday, November 22, 2019      3 comments

The husband says to his wife, "You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?" She says, "When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears." He smirks and replies, "You ... Read more

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