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Little Johnny on the Phone
Monday, July 25, 2016      7 comments

Little Johnny on the Phone The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of the main computers. He dialed the employees home phone number and was greeted with a child's whispered, Hello? ... Read more
A Minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.
Sunday, July 24, 2016      13 comments

A Minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon. Four worms were placed into four separate jars. The first worm was put into a containerof alcohol. The second worm was put into acontainer of ... Read more
Farmer John's Mule
Sunday, July 24, 2016      15 comments

Farmer John's Mule Farmer John was injured when a truck hit his pick-up, and he filed a lawsuit against the driver who hit him. When the case went to trial, the truck driver's big city lawyer questioned farmer John."After the accident, did ... Read more
Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven
Saturday, July 23, 2016      18 comments

Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven The day finally arrived. Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven. He is at the Pearly Gates, met by St... Peter himself. However, the gates are closed, and Forrest approaches the gatekeeper. St. Pe te... Read more
Dont room with Bob
Friday, July 22, 2016      13 comments

Dont room with Bob The guys were all at a deer camp. No one wanted to room with Bob, because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns. The first... Read more
Tuesday, July 19, 2016      11 comments

An atheist was taking a walk through the woods, admiring all that the evolution had created. "What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!", he said to himself. As he was walking alongside the river he heard a rustling i... Read more
Sunday, July 17, 2016      9 comments

A rich man was trying to find his daughter a birthday gift when he saw a poor man with a beautiful white horse. He told the man that he would give him $500 for the horse. The poor man replied, "I don't know mister, it don't look so good," a... Read more
Saturday, July 16, 2016      11 comments

Two medical students were walking along the street when they saw an old man walking with his legs spread apart. He was stiff-legged and walking slowly. Jackson said to his friend: "I'm sure that poor old man has Peltry Syndrome. Those peop... Read more
Someone Will Sin Against You Today, Are You Ready?
Friday, July 15, 2016      6 comments

Have you ever been hurt by someone else? • Have you ever been criticized? • Have you ever been offended? • Has someone ever sinned against you? • Have you sinned against someone else? • Has your day ever taken one unexpected turn... Read more
Thursday, July 14, 2016      11 comments

I was in the coffee shop on my college campus studying when two older men came in and sat down on the other side of the room. One of the men started talking about his wife, and when he asked the other man about his wife, this is what was said. ... Read more
Thought for Day
Friday, November 20, 2015      4 comments

As I sit here and think of all that I am Thankful for, I would like to take a minute and ask everyone to remember those who may not think that they have much to be thankful for. Perhaps they are going to be alone this Thanksgiving and up c... Read more
Thought for the Day
Saturday, October 17, 2015      4 comments

Not that I am speaking of being in need, for I have learned in whatever situation I am to be content. Philippians 4:11 We are surrounded by a discontented society. People are always looking for something better than what they alrea... Read more
Thought for the Day
Thursday, October 08, 2015      7 comments

Yet another beautiful autumn day comes to a close and I sit here pondering my thoughts of how Spark People has helped so many people in so many different ways. For me it was finding the right team that I could relate to. Kind of a home away... Read more
Thought for the Day
Thursday, October 08, 2015      6 comments

As I sit here at the end of yet another beautiful day, I understand the how SP has become a beacon to so many people around the world. It isn't just about weight loss for so many of it's members. It is a beacon in cyber space where so many ... Read more
Thought for the Day
Tuesday, October 06, 2015      14 comments

As we come to the close of another beautiful day that our beautiful Lord has blessed us with we should find comfort in knowing that He is always guiding us along our journey's. Jesus has brought us together on this wonderful site to learn h... Read more

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