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"Satan Showed Up In Church "
Friday, August 12, 2016      11 comments

"Satan Showed Up In Church " A few minutes before the services started, the towns people were sitting in their pews and talking. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the front ... Read more
"Hot N sweaty, cold and chilly....."
Friday, August 12, 2016      5 comments

"Hot N sweaty, cold and chilly....." An elderly married couple scheduled their medical examination on the same day so that they could answer any questions the doctor might have concerning their partner. After the husband's exam, the doc... Read more
"Hot N sweaty, cold and chilly....."
Wednesday, August 10, 2016      11 comments

"Hot N sweaty, cold and chilly....." An elderly married couple scheduled their medical examination on the same day so that they could answer any questions the doctor might have concerning their partner. After the husband's exam, the doc... Read more
Justin bieber thinks that he is smarter than Sheriff Chuck Norris
Tuesday, August 09, 2016      13 comments

Justin bieber thinks that he is smarter than Sheriff Chuck Norris Justin bieber runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by Sheriff Chuck Norris. Bieber thinks that he is smarter than Chuck because he is sure that he has a better education. ... Read more
"Some Old Men Can Still Think Fast!"
Monday, August 08, 2016      12 comments

"Some Old Men Can Still Think Fast!" An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe c... Read more
"So Here We Are"
Saturday, August 06, 2016      10 comments

"So Here We Are" After a day of shopping a wife returns home to find her husband in bed with a pretty girl. Before the wife had a chance to storm out the husband said: 'Wait, I can explain how this all came about. I found this youn... Read more
THE EVER NAGGING WIFE
Wednesday, August 03, 2016      18 comments

THE EVER NAGGING WIFE ......this is sooo bad!! forgive me Lord! A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation in Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, “You can have her buried he... Read more
The Cat Scan and Lab Test....
Tuesday, August 02, 2016      8 comments

The Cat Scan and Lab Test.... A man carried his dog into the veterinarian's office. The dog was limp and near death. The vet checked the dog over, and then the dog gave a sigh and stopped breathing. "I'm sorry, sir, but your dog is dead,... Read more
Get a Job...lol
Monday, August 01, 2016      11 comments

Get a Job...lol emoticon A tattooed young man with his pants hanging half off his ass, two gold front ... Read more
Girl and Suicide is No Laughing Matter......
Sunday, July 31, 2016      10 comments

A tough looking group of hairy bikers are riding when they see a girl about to jump off a bridge, so they stop. The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, "What are you doing?" "I'm going to commit suicide," she says. W... Read more
Little Mary Sleeps Through Sunday School
Saturday, July 30, 2016      8 comments

Little Mary Sleeps Through Sunday School Little Mary was never good in Sunday School, so she decided to sleep through class, but 1 day the teacher asked her a question "Mary who created the universe?" Mary never moved from her deep ... Read more
Terrorist in Distress....
Friday, July 29, 2016      13 comments

Terrorist in Distress.... Early this morning while jogging along side the lake I noticed this character shouting "Allah be praised" and "Death to all infidels" and suddenly he tripped and fell into the water. He was struggling t... Read more
Jacob's and Rebecca's Decision to Get Married
Thursday, July 28, 2016      14 comments

Jacob's and Rebecca's Decision to Get Married Jacob, age 79, and Rebecca, age 76, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests ... Read more
There's a boy named Bonnie.
Wednesday, July 27, 2016      13 comments

There's a boy named Bonnie. He's made fun of throughout high school because of his weird name, and so he's become very shy. But he has a crush on a girl and works up the courage to ask her out. She says yes, and he's so happy. ... Read more
He was a widower and she a widow
Tuesday, July 26, 2016      11 comments

He was a widower and she a widow He was a widower and she a widow. They had known each other for a number of years being high school classmates and having attended class reunions in the past without fail. This 60th anniversary of their c... Read more

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